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Previously ignored places where gold doubloons may be hiding
In the 7-Eleven freezer case In Pappy's shoeshine kit In that box with your $10 million in baseball cards Behind the big bush next to your neighbor's garage In your girlfriend's pants In your other girlfriend's pants Buried with the hamster you had Under the creaky plank in Auntie's kitchen In 1 out of 3 dumpsters In one of those large bottles of mayonnaise at Sam's Club In one of those large bottles of mustard at Sam's Club Magnetized and attached to your refrigerator Hanging from oak trees instead of acorns |
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What's almost as sought after as a pile of gold doubloons
Free pudding Dogs that hold their beer Women that cost a nickel Yuletide Sugar Pops 35th annual Non-A-Thon Victoria's secret sister A politician with no blow hole Kentucky Fried Ohio The Monopoly VISA card |
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What you could buy with just one gold doubloon
147 cases of store brand Chicken Noodle 8 hours of lap dancing with Chantilly Lace plus some room freshener Round trip bus fare to Philadelphia and really nice Liberty Bell replicas An entire press run of Neighborhood Penny Pincher Every front row seat at a Britney Spears concert plus earplugs A new TV plus corn chips, dip and 5 stylish t-shirts A gang of laborers to dig a large hole Glassware for the little lady and toy fire trucks for the kids A lifetime supply of lemon fresh Joy Timex watches for your whole family including favored in-laws |
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Organizations that would love to have some of your gold doubloons
Grandmothers Against Grit National Save a Geranium Foundation Little Nitwits of the Poor Veterans of Foreign Objects Plates on Skates Whining Is Fundamental United Daughters of the Fountain American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Hamburger National Association for the Advancement of Whatever the Big Boss Says Promise Heapers National Council of Church Keys |
| Shopping
made easy Where to purchase gold doubloons (assuming you're lousy at unearthing treasure and just can't find a doubloon buried anywhere) ON THE WEB: edoubloon.com idoubloon.com doubloonplanet.com doubloonbot.com doubloonazoid.com AT THE STRIP MALL: Doubloon World Doubloon Town Doubloon King Doubloons 'n' Things Just Doubloons Barbara's House of Doubloons Don's House of Doubloons Doubloon Attic Doubloon Pantry Phil's Doubloon City |
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Reviewed an/or updated 7/17/16 |
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