"If you've seen one sunken treasure, you've seen them all."

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MY DAWG LIVES IN LUCKYTOWN

Previously ignored places where gold doubloons may be hiding

What's almost as sought after as a pile of gold doubloons

What you could buy with just one gold doubloon

Organizations that would love to have some of your gold doubloons

Where to purchase gold doubloons (assuming you're lousy at unearthing treasure and just can't find a doubloon buried anywhere)

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You never know

Previously ignored places where gold doubloons may be hiding

 

In the 7-Eleven freezer case

In Pappy's shoeshine kit

In that box with your $10 million in baseball cards

Behind the big bush next to your neighbor's garage

In your girlfriend's pants

In your other girlfriend's pants

Buried with the hamster you had

Under the creaky plank in Auntie's kitchen

In 1 out of 3 dumpsters

In one of those large bottles of mayonnaise at Sam's Club

In one of those large bottles of mustard at Sam's Club

Magnetized and attached to your refrigerator

Hanging from oak trees instead of acorns

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The Good Stuff 

What's almost as sought after as a pile of gold doubloons

 

Free pudding

Dogs that hold their beer

Women that cost a nickel

Yuletide Sugar Pops

35th annual Non-A-Thon

Victoria's secret sister

A politician with no blow hole

Kentucky Fried Ohio

The Monopoly VISA card

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Hole in your pocket    

What you could buy with just one  gold doubloon

 

147 cases of store brand Chicken Noodle

8 hours of lap dancing with Chantilly Lace plus some room freshener

Round trip bus fare to Philadelphia and really nice Liberty Bell replicas

An entire press run of Neighborhood Penny Pincher

Every front row seat at a Britney Spears concert plus earplugs 

A new TV plus corn chips, dip and 5 stylish t-shirts

A gang of laborers to dig a large hole

Glassware for the little lady and toy fire trucks for the kids

A lifetime supply of lemon fresh Joy

Timex watches for your whole family including favored in-laws

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Thoughtful you  

Organizations that would love to have some of your gold doubloons

 

Grandmothers Against Grit

National Save a Geranium Foundation

Little Nitwits of the Poor

Veterans of Foreign Objects

Plates on Skates

Whining Is Fundamental

United Daughters of the Fountain

American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Hamburger

National Association for the Advancement of Whatever the Big Boss Says

Promise Heapers 

National Council of Church Keys

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Shopping made easy

Where to purchase gold doubloons (assuming you're lousy at unearthing treasure and just can't find a doubloon buried anywhere)

ON THE WEB:

edoubloon.com

idoubloon.com

doubloonplanet.com

doubloonbot.com

doubloonazoid.com

AT THE STRIP MALL:

Doubloon World

Doubloon Town

Doubloon King

Doubloons 'n' Things

Just Doubloons

Barbara's House of Doubloons

Don's House of Doubloons

Doubloon Attic

Doubloon Pantry

Phil's Doubloon City

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Reviewed an/or updated 7/17/16

 

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